The Federal Republic of Conservativa Libertas is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its public floggings, daily referendums, and national health service. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 655 million Patriots are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Washington DC. The average income tax rate is 36.4%.

The powerhouse Conservativa Libertasian economy, worth 64.2 trillion shmeckleses a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. Average income is 98,069 shmeckleses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky, prank shows are so hot right now, laser-wielding robots are taking aim at human hearts, and criminal convictions are routinely thrown out because the accused's grandmother didn't get to testify about their good character. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Conservativa Libertas's national animal is the Hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Conservativa Libertas is ranked 96,954^th in the world and 139^th in United States of America for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 50.5 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.